I'd been trying to think of some sort of celebration to mark the 10,000th visitor to my "Heroes and Villains" site, and now it looks like it's gonna happen tonight (last time I checked I was at 9998), and I'm empty handed. In reality, at least 400 of those "visitors"--which are really just individual hits--are me checking the count, so maybe I should wait for the counter to hit 10,401. Anyway, if you've made your way here from there for the first time, hello. I'd offer you some cake and a party hat, but they're in storage at the moment. So perhaps you'd best amuse yourself with the kinkiness below for the time being.